美國晚間脫口秀笑話精選

"We're getting close to President Obama's first 100 days in office, and he has had to deal with a lot of trouble, including a global financial crisis, pirates, and swine flu. Plus,

Obama's got a live-in mother-in -law. I'm telling you, this guy cannot catch a break."

                                                        
                                                                                       ---David Letterman

令人暈倒的九個英文句子

麻煩沒來找你，就別去自找麻煩。

第一、四個trouble是動詞，第二、三個trouble是名詞。

2. I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong.

我認為那個學生寫在黑板上的那個“that”是錯誤的。

第一個that是連詞，引起賓語從句；第二、五個that是指示代詞“那個”；第三個that在這兒相當於名詞；第四個that是關係代詞，引起定語從句。

叫老外徹底崩潰的留學生英語

留學生初到國外，總是或多或少會把“Chinglish”帶出國門。

那些不地道的破英語差點沒讓老外們崩潰。

同學們都鬧出過怎樣的笑話？不妨道來大家聽聽，順便得個教訓長個見識。
　　


留學地：美國
　　
留學前，我覺得自己英文還行，甚至講起英語來還有口頭禪，

總愛模仿美劇中老美的口音，說話前先來句“You Know…”作為開場白。

愚人節經典英語笑話大全

愚人節來啦，這些經典的英語笑話你知道嗎？愚人節來“玩”一把！
   
1. Why are people tired on April Fool's Day? (愚人節人們為什麼疲倦?)
　　
答：Because they have just had a long March. ( 因為他們剛過了長長的三月。March 三月;行軍)